Mike Tyson just living life

At Preakness. Thanks @UnderArmour. Had awesome time. Can you spot #tombrady in pic... #Baltimore pic.twitter.com/rrM2WLTO8v
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) May 17, 2014

Now spot @TTUKingsbury ... pic.twitter.com/tGUeh1P1jo
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) May 17, 2014

This is just Mike Tyson doing Mike Tyson things. Here he is on twitter making us play his version of Where's Waldo. He's over here acting like it's normal to hang out with Patriots QB, Tom Brady and Texas Tech head coach, Kliff Kingsbury, not to mention he's at the Preakness watching horses run around in a circle. This makes me want to go to a horse race, just so I can kick it with the rich and famous. Then I can play some celebrity Where's Waldo on twitter just like Mike Tyson.

P.S. Kliff Kingsbury is being followed by some of the blackest things on twitter, Michael Smith and worldstar. Just thought you should know.

Jameis Winston: Shoplifter

Florida State quarterback and reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was issued a civil citation after sheriff's deputies say he walked out of a supermarket without paying for $32 worth of crab legs and crawfish.

These athletes need to calm down, they think they can do whatever they want. The NCAA already gave them unlimited food and snacks so why are you out here stealing $32 crab legs. Kids these days, they don't realize that what they have is good until it's too late. It's ok though, because Winston is going to be in the NFL soon and he'll be able to buy all the crab legs he wants. 

Jameis loves him some crab legs though.