USA vs Belgium preview and prediction

America wins 2-1, so simple it hurts. There's no reason why you would even think about the result. What's the first thing you think of when you hear Belgium........waffles. Let's see what the authority over American breakfast has to say about that.

We don't believe in Belgium waffles
— Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) June 30, 2014 

There you have it, if the Waffle House doesn't believe in Belgium waffles neither do I. Anyways that was the prediction part, now for the preview.

AMERICA

Team USA is so good at soccer. We basically gave the Germans first place in the Group of Death. We didn't need to win that game to advance anyway. So I'm not worried, you saw my prediction, everything will be good.

BELGIUM

I like this team. Hazard is the man to watch on the pitch, his name his cool and he's solid player. They're pretty fun to play as in FIFA too. A special s/o goes to Fellaini aka Afro Thunder. I'm mad he's the only one the team with a fro.

UPDATE: Fellaini isn't the only one on the team with an afro

@yourboy_John your post is inaccurate. Axel Witsel also has an afro
— Good Guy Gee (@DarienGee30) July 1, 2014

S/O to Good Guy Gee #GetGeeTo1k

Side Note: Top 5 places to eat before you die:
Chick Fil A
Waffle House
In n Out Burger
Gates BBQ
Culvers

These places are regional, especially Gates BBQ (there's only like two in Kansas City) so you have to be in the right place at the right time you want to eat at these places.

American wins the Boston Marathon

So this guy, Meb Keflezighi, became the first American to win the Boston Marathon since 1983. I wouldn't have it any other way, an American has to win after what happened last year. This is why America always wins, because America is the best. Go red, white and blue. Too bad I can't pronounce his last name though but I can pronounce America, that's all that matters.


If this video didn't give you chills then I don't know what will. 'Murica

Happy Easter

Happy Easter y'all. Today is the day I go to church, eat food, eat candy and eat more food. Everyone has their own Easter tradition which is great. That's why America is the best country world, we can celebrate whatever traditions we want. Since it's Easter I found some creepy Easter family photos for you to look at, enjoy.

These kids need to stick to pictures with Santa Clause and s/o to the black dude in the bunny suit, the struggle is real.