Paul Pierce gets his ankles broken again

Can someone please get this man some crutches. Every time he gets crossed a big alarm should go off in his head, RETIREMENT. It's about that time Paul, it was about that time since you won a ring in '08. Even though I've always had a thing for you Paul, being a Jayhawk and everything, you need to stop playing basketball if you want to keep your ankles, because as of now they're so close to falling off for good.



Come on Paul, he had you crawling like a small child.

P.S.

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This kid wins at life

Classic scenario, two girls fight over a guy at a party. Has this kid already won in life or what. First, he snags a girl out of thin air with his killer dance moves, that's a win. Second, he gets another girl so jealous that she'll do anything in her power to dance with him, another win. And how does he handle it all, he rejects the jealous one, then precedes to dance as if nothing happened. Just another night out on the town for this kid.


P.S. He didn't even say anything, just hit her with the "No Thirst Allowed" pose

Why buy a Wii U

Personally, I have no idea what the Wii U is capable of or why the controller looks like a weird kindle fire. All I know are 3 words, Super. Smash. Bros. I've never seen a game single handedly keep a console from being a giant flop than Smash Bros. Without Smash Bros, the Wii U is pointless, especially if you already have a Wii. That's how great the franchise is. It will essentially cost me around $300-$400 for this game because I have to get the Wii U first, then wait for Smash Bros to come out. But that's ok because I love Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. loves me.

P.S. I call dibs Megaman

Jameis Winston: Natural born leader

This is what I'm talking about right here, move over Lincoln, stand aside Obama, President Winston is here to stay. After watching this I was so ready to do anything. I'll probably watch this again before starting my 5 page lit paper I got to do tonight. Pure motivation.

It's snowing again....

You've got to be kidding me, I was just wearing shorts and a t-shirts last week. I was taught that April showers bring May flowers, not snow. It just doesn't work with snow, April snow bring May flowers, eww, that doesn't even rhyme. It's still snowing as we speak. I'm disappointed in you nature, why must you hate Milwaukee so much. At least the Brewers are having a beast of a winning streak, 8 games in a row, take that nature.

2014 Masters wrap-up

Another year, another Masters. Props to Bubba Watson for winning the Masters twice in 3 years, that's incredible. But what's more incredible is that he did it all with a pink driver, a slap in the face to everyone with the normal colored drivers. Shout out to the young guns, Jordan Spieth and Rickie Fowler for their top 5 finishes. I bet no one saw that coming.

got my $$$ on @RickieFowlerPGA and @JordanSpieth to finish high this week, out there doin it for the youngins
— 2 Scoops (@yourboy_John) April 10, 2014

Oh wait, I did. I just have a knack for seeing things before they happen I guess. My gut is all knowing, probably one of the best gut feelings in the world.

Drake is so proud of Bubba Watson. pic.twitter.com/TyMNYo1MPz
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) April 13, 2014

P.S. I find it hilarious that Jason Dufner retweeted this

Outkast is back!

Outkast began their 20th anniversary tour this weekend at Coachella. This is great, this what I've been waiting for. Andre 3000 and Big Boi together on stage doing what they do best, spit bars. Don't take for granted that they are back performing again because this is one of the greatest rappers of all time and Big Boi, and you'll be able to see both of them on stage. I can't wait for them to come up to Milwaukee, they'll be at Summerfest this year along with a bunch of Atlanta artists, Ludacris, B.O.B. and Usher. Summerfest will be crackin', as the kids say nowadays.

Oh yea, here's a couple Outkast songs to get your earbuds warmed up (especially for those who've only heard Hey Ya)