Breaking News: Frankie Muniz is buying the Clippers according to himself

I am buying the Los Angeles Clippers.
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) April 29, 2014

You saw it here first ladies and gentleman. Move over Oprah, step aside P Diddy, back off everyone else who wants to buy the Clippers because Frankie called dibs. Apparently Frankie is a big Clippers fan so this is almost a perfect marriage. So the world can relax now because I found the Clippers new owner.

NBA team owner is such a good resume builder. He's already got Malcom in the Middle and the Cody Banks movies, being a team owner would put him up there with the greats.

Lupita Nyong'o named People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman

This is what I'm talking about, Lupita Nyong'o was named People Magazine's most beautiful woman this year. As of now this is Lupita's world and we're all just living in it. She has an Oscar, she's Lancome's first black spokesperson, and she's besties with Oprah (according to this picture).

Once you're on Oprah's friend list there's nothing bad that can happen to you. Even if something bad does happen to you, all you do to fix it is remember that Oprah is your friend, problem solved. Oprah = total win.




She even has a shoutout from Jay Z in this track. We Made It!

Lance Armstrong came out of nowhere

Where did this guy come from, I completely forgot that he was still around. The last time anyone saw him alive was when he told Oprah he cheated in all those bike races. I love the fact that he's resorted to doing flat tire tutorial videos. I don't know about you but this whole video has an awkward vibe to it. I don't know whether he was forced to do this or if the whole thing was his idea. Either way it's awkward to watch.

P.S. This video is actually kinda educational, I had no idea how to change a flat bike tire until now. Thanks Lance.

My mind is still blown at the fact that he still exists.

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