Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Walrus: The Godfather of animals



This was not on accident, it had to be on purpose. Walruses are smarter than they look. That walrus clearly runs things at the zoo or where ever they are. The workers probably address the walrus as sir because they have to.


Yea, Sir the walrus definitely knows what he's doing.


Tiger doesn't let his kids beat him

"We have a lot of putting contests. I can't bend down to pick up the ball out of the hole, so we sand-filled all the holes so you can still putt to a hole. He's getting pretty good and is starting to understand speed and break. That's not something that is easy to pick up. I have my greens running about 13 on the Stimpmeter every day, so your feel has to be a little better. If Sam and Charlie beat me, they're going to earn it. That's how Pop was with me, and I think that's how it should be."

This is classic Tiger. When asked about whether he lets his son beat him in putting contest the answer is no. Plain and simple. The greens they're putting on are a 13 on the Stimpmeter! That's what I like to call a fast green. That's like putting on an ice rink. That's faster than the speed of light basically. If you were to putt on that green and turn on a light switch, the ball would roll in the hole before the light turned on. Oh, and let me remind you that these kids aren't even 10 yet. That's what happens when you're dad is the best golfer in the history of the game I guess.

Monday, May 5, 2014

Beach church is a good idea


Last Saturday I woke up earlier than life to go to Bradford beach with Cru, Campus Crusade for Christ, for sunrise worship but I like to call it beach church. I call it beach church because we were on a beach and we sang worship songs like you do at church. Beach + church = beach church, simple. It was a good time, we prayed and sang songs. Oh yea, Jessica brought some bomb muffins, they were straight delicious.

I was chillin like a villian on that purple blanket.
Everyone's hat game at beach church was on point too.


Pacer win series 4-3, I'm salty

Yea I'm salty. The Hawks were the better team in the series but couldn't get that 4th win. I don't know what to say, I'm speechless. Teague was ballin out, the legend of Mike Scott was born, Millsap was doing what he usually does, get buckets, and Korver dripping wet from 3-point range. All I'm saying is that if Horford was playing it would've been a different story. But now that my team in the east is knocked out I'll cheer for whoever is playing the Heat and John Wall. Because the Heat need to lose and I've always liked John Wall as a player, he keeps it real.


This is why I love the NBA so much