Kid gets suspended for asking Miss America to prom

YORK, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania high school student is in hot water for asking Miss America to prom during a question and answer session at school. Eighteen-year-old Patrick Farves said he received three days of in-school suspension Thursday because he asked Nina Davuluri to prom.

Are you kidding me, talk about the ultimate blockage. I thought our education system's job was to encourage their students to succeed. What better way to succeed in life than to take Miss America to prom. It takes charm, skills and confidence to ask someone to prom, but to ask Miss America it takes 10x that at least. Come on look at the kid, tell me he's not a true player.

I'm rooting for the guy, if he can't have Miss America he still has plenty of options. He can ask out Miss Pennsylvania or maybe even Miss Universe, well after his suspension of course.

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Playoff Time

@ATLHawks Retweet if you want the Hawks to bring a title to the ATL. pic.twitter.com/Xjw1m4Yaae
— ESPN (@espn) April 19, 2014

Oh you already now what time it is, it's the playoffs. Probably the best time of the year for sports other than March Madness, Bowl Championship Series (BCS) and NFL playoffs in that order. Let's face it, college sports is way more exciting than professional sports. I don't know why but it's better. My Atlanta Hawks play the Pacers tonight and I'm not worried one bit. I think we'll win a game, maybe two. In a previous post I had two prayers, 1. make the playoffs (check) 2. somehow make it through the first round. I have a good feeling about this.

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Benz Friendz - Future feat. Andre 3000

Well there you have it, Andre 3000 proving once again why he one of the all-time greats. All he needs now is one more solo album to seal the deal. The one time he did a solo album (The Love Below) he combined his with Big Boi's (Speakerboxxx) and they won a grammy for best album. Speakerboxxx/The Love Below is the only rap album to win best album, which further confirms their greatness.

If Iggy says Andre 3 Stacks is one the best rappers alive, then he's one of the best rappers alive.

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Lance Armstrong came out of nowhere

Where did this guy come from, I completely forgot that he was still around. The last time anyone saw him alive was when he told Oprah he cheated in all those bike races. I love the fact that he's resorted to doing flat tire tutorial videos. I don't know about you but this whole video has an awkward vibe to it. I don't know whether he was forced to do this or if the whole thing was his idea. Either way it's awkward to watch.

P.S. This video is actually kinda educational, I had no idea how to change a flat bike tire until now. Thanks Lance.

My mind is still blown at the fact that he still exists.

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Tracy McGrady plays baseball now

Who says this guys athletic career is over, not me. I believe in T-Mac, I believe that he's going to make the MLB and play in the World Series. Well not really, I don't even know why he's doing this. But kudos to him for branching out and doing big things for the city. He played one inning, threw 15 pitches and 9 of them were strikes. How can you not love this guy. I'm more in love with the team he's playing for, the Sugar Land Skeeters. At least the Skeeters gave my man T-Mac a chance to do what he does best, sports.

I'm kind of mad Skeeter isn't the Skeeters mascot

P.S. Tracy's suit game though

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What a troll

Drake ft Jhene Aiko - Love Me Forever
—               (@mouqeet_) April 17, 2014 

So this is the same guy who tweeted that picture of Lebron James and thought it was Derrick Rose, but this time he tweets a Drake song that doesn't exist. If he thought D Rose was Lebron James he was definitely listening to a Drake and Jhene collab that isn't real.

Just caught out 9 people... Nigga this song dont even exist LMFAO pic.twitter.com/0XjIJ6pj3p
—               (@mouqeet_) April 17, 2014

Then he try's to play it off in his next tweet, of course he was trying to trick people. He probably couldn't tell the difference between Drake and Jhene Aiko if he saw them together either. But really though, can Drake and Jhene actually do a song called Love Me Forever, that'd be great.

MY SISTER AND HER FRIENDS JUST MET DERRICK ROSE DAMN SHES SO LUCKY SMH!!! pic.twitter.com/jo2jGvyVjg
—               (@mouqeet_) April 16, 2014

I'm starting to really hate this guy.

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Atlanta to get their own MLS team

A soccer team in Atlanta, that's the best news I've heard all week. Remember when the Atlanta Thrashers were a thing? That was cool or whatever. Whose idea was it to have a hockey team in Georgia anyway, I thought everyone knew that hockey and black people don't really go together. I've been to one game and I would've enjoyed it if people told me it would be 100 degrees cooler than it was outside beforehand. Anyways, hopefully this new soccer team can bring home a championship somehow, that'd be even more amazing. Falcons owner, Arthur Blank, is going to own the team, which is more good news for me.

I found some concept jersey designs

I like the idea of having the Varsity and Coke as sponsers for the team, marketing greatness. Here's my list of potential team names: 1. Outkasts. That's all I have and it's all I need. Arthur Blank better take this and run with it. The name is perfect on so many levels, the Atlanta Outkasts = championships. I also have the teams theme song, cue music.

P.S. The Atlanta Outkasts are going to be so hood

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This is not D Rose

Interesting. Very interesting RT @mouqueet_ MY SISTER AND HER FRIENDS JUST MET DERRICK ROSE DAMN SHES SO LUCKY SMH!! pic.twitter.com/13hq4ABd5z”
— JRSportBrief (@JRSportBrief) April 16, 2014

I have a list of pet peeves and one thing on that list is when people mistake athletes for other athletes. Another one is when people still try to talk to me when I have my headphones on. If I want to talk to you I will remove them so I can hear what you have to say. But headphones means do not talk to me, it's a pretty universal symbol.

John Daly: True champion

John Daly doing John Daly things. A true legend in the game of golf. He didn't qualify for the Masters so what does he do, he hits golf balls off of peoples mouths. I wouldn't want to spend my Masters weekend any other way. Talk about the American dream, John Daly is living it everyday. He probably sleeps in a hammock indoors too, just because he can.

Only thing missin is my Speedo..u know u wanna c it! Ha! Chillin after practice #CabanaBoy #Passmetheoil #FatTuesday http://t.co/9gF75UXC3g
— John Daly (@PGA_JohnDaly) March 4, 2014

This guy has two major championships under his belt? You better believe it.

Paul Pierce gets his ankles broken again

Can someone please get this man some crutches. Every time he gets crossed a big alarm should go off in his head, RETIREMENT. It's about that time Paul, it was about that time since you won a ring in '08. Even though I've always had a thing for you Paul, being a Jayhawk and everything, you need to stop playing basketball if you want to keep your ankles, because as of now they're so close to falling off for good.



Come on Paul, he had you crawling like a small child.

P.S.

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This kid wins at life

Classic scenario, two girls fight over a guy at a party. Has this kid already won in life or what. First, he snags a girl out of thin air with his killer dance moves, that's a win. Second, he gets another girl so jealous that she'll do anything in her power to dance with him, another win. And how does he handle it all, he rejects the jealous one, then precedes to dance as if nothing happened. Just another night out on the town for this kid.


P.S. He didn't even say anything, just hit her with the "No Thirst Allowed" pose

Why buy a Wii U

Personally, I have no idea what the Wii U is capable of or why the controller looks like a weird kindle fire. All I know are 3 words, Super. Smash. Bros. I've never seen a game single handedly keep a console from being a giant flop than Smash Bros. Without Smash Bros, the Wii U is pointless, especially if you already have a Wii. That's how great the franchise is. It will essentially cost me around $300-$400 for this game because I have to get the Wii U first, then wait for Smash Bros to come out. But that's ok because I love Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. loves me.

P.S. I call dibs Megaman

Jameis Winston: Natural born leader

This is what I'm talking about right here, move over Lincoln, stand aside Obama, President Winston is here to stay. After watching this I was so ready to do anything. I'll probably watch this again before starting my 5 page lit paper I got to do tonight. Pure motivation.

It's snowing again....

You've got to be kidding me, I was just wearing shorts and a t-shirts last week. I was taught that April showers bring May flowers, not snow. It just doesn't work with snow, April snow bring May flowers, eww, that doesn't even rhyme. It's still snowing as we speak. I'm disappointed in you nature, why must you hate Milwaukee so much. At least the Brewers are having a beast of a winning streak, 8 games in a row, take that nature.

2014 Masters wrap-up

Another year, another Masters. Props to Bubba Watson for winning the Masters twice in 3 years, that's incredible. But what's more incredible is that he did it all with a pink driver, a slap in the face to everyone with the normal colored drivers. Shout out to the young guns, Jordan Spieth and Rickie Fowler for their top 5 finishes. I bet no one saw that coming.

got my $$$ on @RickieFowlerPGA and @JordanSpieth to finish high this week, out there doin it for the youngins
— 2 Scoops (@yourboy_John) April 10, 2014

Oh wait, I did. I just have a knack for seeing things before they happen I guess. My gut is all knowing, probably one of the best gut feelings in the world.

Drake is so proud of Bubba Watson. pic.twitter.com/TyMNYo1MPz
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) April 13, 2014

P.S. I find it hilarious that Jason Dufner retweeted this

Outkast is back!

Outkast began their 20th anniversary tour this weekend at Coachella. This is great, this what I've been waiting for. Andre 3000 and Big Boi together on stage doing what they do best, spit bars. Don't take for granted that they are back performing again because this is one of the greatest rappers of all time and Big Boi, and you'll be able to see both of them on stage. I can't wait for them to come up to Milwaukee, they'll be at Summerfest this year along with a bunch of Atlanta artists, Ludacris, B.O.B. and Usher. Summerfest will be crackin', as the kids say nowadays.

Oh yea, here's a couple Outkast songs to get your earbuds warmed up (especially for those who've only heard Hey Ya)