USA vs Belgium preview and prediction

America wins 2-1, so simple it hurts. There's no reason why you would even think about the result. What's the first thing you think of when you hear Belgium........waffles. Let's see what the authority over American breakfast has to say about that.

We don't believe in Belgium waffles
— Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) June 30, 2014 

There you have it, if the Waffle House doesn't believe in Belgium waffles neither do I. Anyways that was the prediction part, now for the preview.

AMERICA

Team USA is so good at soccer. We basically gave the Germans first place in the Group of Death. We didn't need to win that game to advance anyway. So I'm not worried, you saw my prediction, everything will be good.

BELGIUM

I like this team. Hazard is the man to watch on the pitch, his name his cool and he's solid player. They're pretty fun to play as in FIFA too. A special s/o goes to Fellaini aka Afro Thunder. I'm mad he's the only one the team with a fro.

UPDATE: Fellaini isn't the only one on the team with an afro

@yourboy_John your post is inaccurate. Axel Witsel also has an afro
— Good Guy Gee (@DarienGee30) July 1, 2014

S/O to Good Guy Gee #GetGeeTo1k

Side Note: Top 5 places to eat before you die:
Chick Fil A
Waffle House
In n Out Burger
Gates BBQ
Culvers

These places are regional, especially Gates BBQ (there's only like two in Kansas City) so you have to be in the right place at the right time you want to eat at these places.

NBA Draft Preview

So the draft is among us and what better way to predict how good this draft class is going to be than to go only by these pictures they had to take.

Jabari Parker

I can tell that Parker finds time for business and pleasure. He's in a full suit and he's dribbling a basketball, the perfect balance of work and play. I'll bet you a million dollars that he'll go to a party during his NBA career but not until he wins a championship ring. Parker has his priorities straight.

Andrew Wiggins

I can already tell this guy is in to win and only win. The photographer told Wiggins look natural and Wiggins naturally hit the power stance. This guy was born to play basketball. His shirt is untucked because who plays basketball with their shirt tucked in, no one. Oh and you think he naturally held the ball to show the Spalding logo, of course he did.

Dante Exum

Dante Exum? Oh yea, he's that Australian guy. Looks like he's got good passing form so he'll be a solid guard for whoever drafts him. I still have no idea who he is. Hey, I bet you that I can google videos of his highlights faster than you can.

Doug McDermott

Wow he's white. I know he went to Creighton but come on. Anyways, McBuckets won't give your coach any problems. Clearly the rules of this photo shoot was to sit on the stool and smile while holding a basketball. Out of all the draft prospects, McBuckets was the only one who listened. He's the safest pick in this years draft.

USA and Portugal Tie 2-2

Ok, so lets start out with the positives, our president is black and America is the best country in the world.

Now with the negatives, we didn't win because this happened......

Varela's equalizer at the last minute of stoppage time! https://t.co/04l4hmaSiK
— 2014 World Cup (@TheWorIdCup) June 22, 2014

There was like 10 secs left in the whole game. I was 10 secs away from crip walking all the way to Brazil. I was 10 secs away from being happy for the rest of my life.

After considering all the pros and cons Team USA has something that Portugal doesn't, a rapper. American hero Clint Dempsey, I mean, Deuce (his rapper name) can spit mad bars.



Is that the guy whose scored 4 goals in 8 World Cup games? Yes, yes it is. I like our chances, all we need is a tie or we can advance with the tiebreaker. Please bring Germany on a sliver platter, thank you.

P.S. This may be the most American tweet ever.

The tiebreaker should be number of moon landings 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
— UGA Spike Squad (@UGASPIKESQUAD) June 22, 2014

Kirko Bangz can ball

This is the same guy who has that one song that sounds cool. You don't know what song I'm talking about, here you go.


I always wondered what one hit wonders did after making their one hit. If you're Soulja Boy you continue making garbage songs. But if you're Kirko Bangz you play in celebrity basketball games and get buckets.

Ladies and Gentleman, Tiger Woods is back

After going through some back surgery, Tiger will make is return to golf for the millionth time next week at his own tournament the Quicken Loans National. That's probably one of the biggest power moves I've ever seen, with the whole golf world wondering when he'll come back to golf he makes his return at his own golf tournament. Not only does Tiger play golf, he runs golf. Let's face it, golf is boring without Tiger Woods, tv ratings has been at record lows since Tiger stopped playing to recover from his back injury. I hate to say this but golf needs black people in it. I'm pumped that I can watch golf and not be bored anymore.

Yea, I'm pretty pumped.

USA defeats Ghana 2-1

Am I surprised? No. Am I excited? Yes. Dempsey scored in the first 30 secs and Brooks made the game winner in the final 5 mins, that's so America.

Bring on Portugal, please and thank you.

Jungle Remix - X Ambassadors & Jamie N Commons feat. Jay Z

This song is so World Cup, it screams drop everything and watch soccer. Jay spits mad fire and the beat pumps you up to the highest level. After listening to this, I'm ready to take on the world by myself or something.