Ladies and Gentleman, Tiger Woods is back

After going through some back surgery, Tiger will make is return to golf for the millionth time next week at his own tournament the Quicken Loans National. That's probably one of the biggest power moves I've ever seen, with the whole golf world wondering when he'll come back to golf he makes his return at his own golf tournament. Not only does Tiger play golf, he runs golf. Let's face it, golf is boring without Tiger Woods, tv ratings has been at record lows since Tiger stopped playing to recover from his back injury. I hate to say this but golf needs black people in it. I'm pumped that I can watch golf and not be bored anymore.

Yea, I'm pretty pumped.

Cheyenne Woods qualifies for the US Women's Open

Guess who's headed to Pinehurst!! #USWomensOpen pic.twitter.com/teWUcX0oIv
— Cheyenne Woods (@Cheyenne_Woods) May 29, 2014

s/o to Ms. Woods for continuing to do her thing out on the LPGA. Tiger's niece is an underrated golfer, she had a really good college career at Wake Forest and her professional career is still full of potential. The last time she was in the US Women's Open she missed the cut, so this time she's going to win the whole thing. I'm so calling it.

Now that I got cable, I might have to watch the US Women's Open this year.

Jordan Spieth still looking for that 2nd PGA Tour win

So the Memorial Tournament aka one of the tournaments Tiger wins every year, is this week and Jordan Spieth is still trying to win this year. He should've won the Masters, which I'm still salty about and he could've won the Players Championship but he didn't. This guy needs to find his clutch gene so he can close out with a victory asap. He dropped out of school to go pro and he's ranked 10th in the world right now. He better win this week.

Course here at Muirfield is incredibly pure. Very difficult rough and wicked fast greens.. Just how we like it! Off at 1 tomorrow
— Jordan Spieth (@JordanSpieth) May 29, 2014

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or nah, but I like the confidence Jordan.

Tiger doesn't let his kids beat him

"We have a lot of putting contests. I can't bend down to pick up the ball out of the hole, so we sand-filled all the holes so you can still putt to a hole. He's getting pretty good and is starting to understand speed and break. That's not something that is easy to pick up. I have my greens running about 13 on the Stimpmeter every day, so your feel has to be a little better. If Sam and Charlie beat me, they're going to earn it. That's how Pop was with me, and I think that's how it should be."

This is classic Tiger. When asked about whether he lets his son beat him in putting contest the answer is no. Plain and simple. The greens they're putting on are a 13 on the Stimpmeter! That's what I like to call a fast green. That's like putting on an ice rink. That's faster than the speed of light basically. If you were to putt on that green and turn on a light switch, the ball would roll in the hole before the light turned on. Oh, and let me remind you that these kids aren't even 10 yet. That's what happens when you're dad is the best golfer in the history of the game I guess.

Back on the golf course

Alright so, there's been snow all over the place up here for a very long time. Golfers all over the midwest have been in despair, but today was the beginning of the new golf season. It was nothing really, I was just being Tiger out there on the course. Now that he's injured someone has to pick up the slack. I'm excited, this might be the year I get down to a scratch golfer (zero handicap).

That's me standing on the right of Tiger, no big deal. S/O to there being 3 black people in this golf picture, talk about progress.